Things to Blame the Jellicles
For
Ever been in trouble and needed someone to blame? Well,
here are a list of lines that could help you, courtesy of
the Jellicle cats. Feel free to add
to the list!
Macavity
Macavity made me do it!
I was stalking Macavity!
No, I did not just laugh evilly and scare my little
brother.
Jennyanydots
Is it my fault that Jenny didn't clean my room like I asked
her to?
If mice are a problem, Jennyanydots isn't doing her job.
What makes you think I wound up the curtain cord?
Mistoffelees
Listen, when silverware starts to disappear, it's never my
fault.
Ask Misto. He has all the answers.
I know it looks like lightning hit it. It probably did!
Victoria
Sometimes you just gotta dance!
But I'm pleasant to hear when I caterwaul!
Jemima
With a face like this?
Tumblebrutus
Well, see, Tumble was teaching me gymnastics, and I guess we
got carried away...
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